Band camp jokes? I am sure you have a bunch of them. See what it really looks like to be a band geek. It is something what ordinary people can’t do it. You have to love the music, and be strong enough not to be as the rest of the people in school are. and that is why they are awesome. See what they have to deal with. See why you band geeks are just plane and simply great:

1. This image of a chipped reed fills you with a morbid sense dread

2. You hate these:

3. And love these (extra pencil holder, even!):

4. You’ve tested cork grease as chap stick

5. You had stickers on your case

6. You’ve lent someone your valve oil

7. You’ve accidentally stepped in the puddle from brass’s spit valves

9. You convinced yourself you’re extra good at kissing because of your lip muscles from your embouchure

10. You know what each of these are for:

11. You’ve stared at the Wheel of Fifths but still don’t really get it

12. You know that some instruments are harder to play in a skirt

13. You know exactly what wet reed tastes like

14. You would NEVER call this a tuba

15. You don’t understand why these chinstraps have to be like this