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Kids Do What Kids Do But Still It Is Funny

vedrisha — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:07:23 +0000

Wonderful thing about being a kid is that you’ll get by with almost everything. Everything you do, even if may seem embarrassing or disgraceful, it is sweet and funny when you are a child. Small children are exploring the world in their way. They are very curious and there is no use in telling no. The only thing you can do and be a good parent is to watch over them all the time. Well, until they hit the puberty and start hating you and avoiding you, because you embarrass them to much. That’s much it about the parenting. Do not be fooled this happens to everybody and it will not miss you. Kids do funny stuff, just have a camera to record their worst moment. You’ll enjoy and laugh in few years over the crazy photos you took.

If this kid parties hard at the age of 2, wonder what he will do in college!

They don’t call it baby bladder for no reason!

Hey ,Mambo, mambo Italiano! Hey, Mambo baby Italiano!

Facepalm, because your bigger brother sees you failed!

This baby is an artistic one!

Remember, children are curious and they like to explore. Be sure to take him out, he will fall in!

Those were the days, when you could make balloons out of your nose, and people find it adorable!

If your baby boy does this…well I hate to be a spoiler, you will find out in few years.

Never let your children watch Mummy!

Computer in the kitchen? This mom has two jobs!

There is nothing scarier than a dwarf clown!

Taste the rainbow! Ups, there’s glass!

Wonder if it tastes like chicken?

Give me my ransom money or the cat is gone!

Differences between boys and girls…

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10 Worst Baby Names Celebrities Gave

vedrisha — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:25:43 +0000

Being a celebrity has its good side. You don’t have much your own free time, not much privacy and paparazzi all over the place, wherever you are, but you can get by with almost everything, even with giving your child the worst name ever. This may effect their life, but who cares, you are rich and famous and you don’t give attention to what other people think. These are 10 worst baby names celebrities gave, in my opinion. I just hope they realize that their children will hate them for this.

1. Zuma Nesta Rock

The proud parents are Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. What I think here happened is that they couldn’t agree about the name, so they started naming the child by their favorite games, music genre, athlete and stuff like that. If nothing they agreed to giving these three names. I guess they will call him Zee in the school.

2. Fifi Trixibelle

The proud parents are Bob Geldof and Paula Yates. This looks to me more like a doggy name than a child name, but what the hack, they are famous. Maybe they had a poodle which they loved so much and the poor dog died in hit and run accident. Poor doggy, but poor child with this name he will have to try hard to survive the cruelty of meeting new people, where he must pronounce his name.

3. Moon Unit
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen
Dweezil and
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan

These are the names of Frank Zappa’s children, and as far as I believe, he doesn’t even know he named them like this. This reminds us of how giving children names under the influence of any substance is a bad idea.

4. Jermajesty

Jermaine Jackson gave this name to his child. There is noting to say about this name, he is Jackson and all figures up.

5. Sage Moonblood

Sylvester Stallone was thinking of the best name for an action hero or something like that. But as it turns out here, his son is more of hippie hero than the action one.

6. Pilot Inspector

Jason Lee seems like been wining the bet in thinking of the stupidest name, and he won-what a surprise. Hope this kid will not become pilot or as the matter of fact an inspector, because it could be very confusing.

7. Audio Science

Shannyn Sossamon looks like mistaking when writing the name of the child. Maybe she had her “back to school” papers too. So a honest mistake was made. She wrote her major subject on the birth certificate. Everybody makes mistakes. Wonder what was written as a preferred course, maybe child would do better with that.

8. Reignbeau

Ving Rhames probably secretly loves rainbows but being the large, intimidating man, he couldn’t possibly name his child something sissy like that. So by changing the spelling to include the word “reign”, the name could finally be looked upon as tough even for an icon that clearly isn’t.

9. Moxie Crimefighter

Jesus, Pen Jillette what were you thinking of? Probably, got sick and tired of the way soft drink companies have been getting away with murder for all these years. By naming his child after the one soft drink that started it all, Moxie, he figured his offspring would someday fight for freedom against the carbonated beverage overlords.

10. Kal-El

Nicolas Cage probably was thinking of calling someone. Who ever El is, or maybe he was thinking about superheroes? Nick this kid is gonna hate you for this.

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The Best of Dear Abby Letters

vedrisha — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:40:45 +0000

This is a compilation of the best Dear Abby letters. These letters can be found in a book released in 1981 “The Best Of Dear Abby“. Wonder what were these people thinking when they were writing stuff like this. Or were they thinking at all. This can be funny to you, but remember these people can vote! These are the people who are deciding what your future will be.

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything – and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered – I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex – and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Here are some funny answers too. Questions are crazy, but the answers are just perfect!
DEAR ABBY:
I’ve been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he’s going out with me just for what he can get?
GERTIE

DEAR GERTIE: I don’t know. What’s he getting?

DEAR ABBY:
My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. I’d like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he’d like?
CAROL

DEAR CAROL: Never mind what he’d like. Give him a tie.

DEAR ABBY:
Are birth control pills deductible?
KAY

DEAR KAY: Only if they don’t work.

DEAR ABBY:
Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
WONDERING

DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late.

DEAR ABBY:
Do you think about dying much?
CURIOUS

DEAR CURIOUS: No, it’s the last thing I want to do.

DEAR ABBY:
Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time?
JAKE

DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous.

DEAR ABBY:
I know boys will be boys, but my ‘boy’ is seventy-three and he’s still chasing women. Any suggestions?
ANNIE

DEAR ANNIE: Don’t worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn’t know what to do with it.

DEAR ABBY:
I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can’t afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?
SAM IN CAL.

DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office.

DEAR ABBY:
What inspires you most to write?
TED

DEAR TED: The Bureau of Internal Revenue.

DEAR ABBY:
When you are being introduced, is it all right to say, “I’ve heard a lot about you”?
RITA

DEAR RITA: It depends on what you’ve heard.

DEAR ABBY:
I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits.
ROSE

DEAR ROSE: So would I.

DEAR ABBY:
What’s the difference between a wife and a mistress?
BESS

DEAR BESS: Night and Day.

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You Know You Are An Italian If…

vedrisha — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:21:13 +0000

Being Italian is a great thing. You don’t need any actual friends before you go to college. You have your family and your relatives to be with until that time comes. The food is great, the wine is even better. There is nothing not to love about being Italiano! You know you are Italian if:

1. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced “sangwich.”

2. Your family dog understood Italian.

3. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and extended family.

4. You’ve experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family cookout.

5. You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three meals a day, not seven.

6. You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and every Sunday.

7. You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable had a fixed price and that the price of everything was negotiable through haggling.

8. You watched Lawrence Welk and Ed Sullivan every Sunday night.

9. You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.

10. You thought everyone’s last name ended in a vowel.

11. You thought nylons were supposed to be worn rolled to the ankles.

12. You were surprised to find out that wine was actually sold in stores.

13. You never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any Friday for that matter.

14. You ate your salad after the main course.

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Dirt Cookies for Survival in Haiti

vedrisha — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 13:47:15 +0000

Haiti is one of the prettiest and poorest countries in the world. Local people here has really small amount of food to eat, so they start inventing alternative replacement for regular food. For generations Haitians are making cookies from dirt. Elders are convicted that cookies are healthy. Considering that in dirt there is nothing nutritious, it’s hard to believe that they are healthy. Anyway, this poor people are eating dirt cookies every day.

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10 Worst Excuses For Being Late To Work

vedrisha — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 11:46:21 +0000

We all have one of those days when, simply, no matter what you do, you are doomed to be late to work! You can wake up very early, you may prepare what to dress, bu something will happen and you’ll be late. When that happens, never, but never make up any lie, just tell the truth, because it is the best solution. Here is the list of 10 worst excuses for being late to work, which by any circumstance shouldn’t be used! These are the excuses which may get you fired.

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

2. My husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn’t find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.

5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid.

8. I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time.

9. My father didn’t wake me up.

10. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

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Awkward TV Screenshots

vedrisha — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:52:07 +0000

TV as one of the most powerful medias have no place for mistakes. So it’s pretty awkward when you see some weird stuff on TV where it shouldn’t be. Especially on news or some similar shows. Here you will see some of the funny and weird screenshots from TV channels.

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10 Worst Album Covers In 2011

vedrisha — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 12:21:19 +0000

This 2011 year seems to be a very productive one. Some of the most popular songs have been created and some of the most wonderful artist have appeared, and the worst album covers have been presented to us. If it is to judge by the cover, than these albums would never been sold and if you ask me they would never hit the record shelf’s.

1.LIMP BIZKIT GOLD COBRA

It looks like Limp Bizkit decides to keep up with the new trends, and the super, mega planetary hit Kardashian’s and decided to make a cover like this. It is look-a-like…isn’t it?

2. THE CHAP WE ARE THE BEST

If this dog should represent how good they are, than I would not agree with the statement.

3. THOSE DARLINS SCREWS GET LOOSE

It looks like screws got lost into her nose, better get them out, it is a bugger to have something up your nose.

4. STEVE MACKAY SOMETIMES LIKE THIS I TALK

It looks like he is having a hard time to make a difference between sax and bong. It looks like his brain turned into mash potato.

5. T-PAIN REVOLVER

Steam-punk apocalypse and who will guess what else here may be on this album, or not?

6. JOSH T. PEARSON LAST OF THE COUNTRY GENTLEMEN

It looks like: “Man, I’m up here!”

7. SCIENTIST SCIENTIST LAUNCHES DUBSTEP INTO OUTER SPACE

Dubstep is not the main stream and it seems like everyone listen to this, so why wouldn’t they launch it into outer space!

8. WILLIAM SHATNER SEEKING MAJOR TOM

Major Tom this is Grand Control and I command you to take this stupid record and change the cover.

9. NO EMOTION SHIT IS BAD…BUT DIARRHEA IS WORSE

This is a true pain in the ass, but literary. If There is something I cannot stand, than this would be it!

10. 31 KNOT TRUMP HARM

O.K. you are the Sun? Son, are you sure this doesn’t have to do anything with drugs?

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10 Worst Song Lyrics

vedrisha — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:34:20 +0000

It makes me wonder how do some songs get by with that amount of stupidity? It is all about the catchy tones and the lyrics apparently don’t matter. Here is my collection of 10 probably the stupidest lyrics.

1.Snap – Rhythm is a Dancer

“I’m as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer”
A moment to think about what they are saying: Really? Comparing rhythm of a dancer with the life threatening illness? Not sure how these two can be compared?

2.Shakira – Whenever, Wherever

“Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don’t confuse
Them with mountains”
Luckily the size doesn’t matter as well as the lyrics, it is all about shaking and catchy tone.

3.Red Hot Chilli Peppers – Suck My Kiss

“K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chicka chicka dee
Do me like a banshee
Low brow is how
Swimming in the sound
of bow wow wow”
Anthony, you weren’t even trying here. This got me thinking, should I be listening to all the songs and notice it better the lyrics?

4.New Edition – Popcorn Love

‘”P” is for her personality
I said the “O” is for originality
And the other “P” is for the perfect love she gives to me
The “C” is just ’cause she loves me
And the “O” means she’s the only love I got
And the “R” and the “N”, our love will never end‘
O.K. like popcorn is not bad enough, you had to make it even stupider? Still don’t get where is R or as the matter of fact, N in LOVE?

5.Oasis – Supersonic

“I know a girl called Elsa
She’s into Alka Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane
On a supersonic train
She made me laugh
I got her autograph”
These lyrics look like a someone on very heavy and bad drugs did it, with no connection to anything and without any sense.

6.Insane Clown Posse – Miracles

“Fucking magnets, how do they work?”
Magnets are the least of ICP’s worries in this lyrically challenged song. Miracles is a perfect showcase at how insane the Insane Clown Posse really are. According to the lyrics, they don’t believe scientists, don’t understand rainbows (we’re not even talking about the double rainbow variety here) and they get their cellphones stolen by pelicans.

7.Madonna – I Love New York

“I don’t like cities
But I like New York
Other places
Make me feel like a dork”
Madonna as the pop queen, should not allow a rhyme New York and dork?!

8. Razorlight – Somewhere Else

“And I met a girl, she asked me my name, I told her what it was”
This is really deep. Wow! She asked jis name and he told her. This is really something! Can’t wait to hear what happened next-NOT!

9.The Killers – Human

“Are we human or are we dancer”
We’ll not go into grammar here, that is not what interests us. But this is really without any sense. Must mention The Killers other approach: “I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier“. It seems like they really like making crazy stuff.

10. Black Eyed Peas – My Humps

“My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.”
Not sure about what she is offering to here. Lead singer, will.i.am is actually a very intelligent person so it’s a mystery how lyrics that make it sound like Fergie has a (sexy?) tumor can make their way into their songs.

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Hormones Go Wild In The Pregnancy

vedrisha — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:41:56 +0000

Pregnancy is one specific condition. They don’t call it other condition for nothing. Women go wild with all hormones in their body running wild, but they are not alone, men tend to consolidate, too. Unless you’re in high school or married to someone sterile, a pregnancy is a wonderful and miraculous thing that leads to a wonderful and promising new life… which makes me wonder why some moms choose to remember the occasion like this. You are about to create a new life. There must be some divine thing in that, because, after all, creation is an act of God! You are practical a God too. These crazy photos make me wanna think is it the movie Idiosyncracy a comedy made to educate us something. Makes me wonder. Are only the low IQ people making baby? This is one crazy thing if you ask me.

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Lazy Palace » Fun

Kids Do What Kids Do But Still It Is Funny

10 Worst Baby Names Celebrities Gave

1. Zuma Nesta Rock

2. Fifi Trixibelle

3. Moon Unit Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Dweezil and Ahmet Emuukha Rodan

4. Jermajesty

5. Sage Moonblood

6. Pilot Inspector

7. Audio Science

8. Reignbeau

9. Moxie Crimefighter

10. Kal-El

The Best of Dear Abby Letters

You Know You Are An Italian If…

1. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced “sangwich.”

2. Your family dog understood Italian.

3. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and extended family.

4. You’ve experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family cookout.

5. You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three meals a day, not seven.

6. You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and every Sunday.

7. You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable had a fixed price and that the price of everything was negotiable through haggling.

8. You watched Lawrence Welk and Ed Sullivan every Sunday night.

9. You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.

10. You thought everyone’s last name ended in a vowel.

11. You thought nylons were supposed to be worn rolled to the ankles.

12. You were surprised to find out that wine was actually sold in stores.

13. You never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any Friday for that matter.

14. You ate your salad after the main course.

Dirt Cookies for Survival in Haiti

10 Worst Excuses For Being Late To Work

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

2. My husband thinks it’s funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn’t find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.

5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn’t rabid.

8. I feel like I’m in everyone’s way if I show up on time.

9. My father didn’t wake me up.

10. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

Awkward TV Screenshots

10 Worst Album Covers In 2011

10 Worst Song Lyrics

Hormones Go Wild In The Pregnancy

3. Moon Unit
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen
Dweezil and
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan