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The Best Celebrity Name Puns

vedrisha — Fri, 11 May 2012 15:14:04 +0000

Playing with words is always funny. Even more interesting is name punning, specially with the names of celebrities. These are the best celebrity name puns. It will make you laugh or if not exactly laughing out loud, it will bring a smile on your face. You will become happy with your name.

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My Dog Texted Me Again

vedrisha — Sat, 05 May 2012 14:45:01 +0000

I really love my dog. He is a great dog. Always waiting for me to come back from work. Things would stay the same if he didn’t found out how to text me. Now everything is different. He text me all the time. I love him but I have some serious doubts of taking phone from him. Not sure what to do about it. If you have any ideas, please share them with me. Thank you!

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11 Easy Steps to Make Glamorous Photos

vedrisha — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:04:26 +0000

Making a great photo is not an easy task. The job will not be done only with buying an expensive camera. There are many things involved in the process of making a great photo. If you want the look from the cover, the glamorous one, you will get it if you follow these steps. This is a small guide how to achieve that Hollywood look. You will look like million dollars. Trust me this is the best recipe.

1. Hold on to your collar

2. Wear silk gloves

3. Wear a feather boa

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This Is Not Gonna End Well

vedrisha — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 10:42:26 +0000

What ever is gonna happen next on these photos is saying only one thing to me…You are F-ed! All of these photos are not gonna end well. See the doomed photos and I am sure you don’t have to think to much about what is going to happen next.

1. This fight between a boy and a chicken:

2. This lady’s next dentist appointment:

3. This guy’s night out:

4. This guy’s car ride:

5. This stunt:

6. This guy’s move:

7. Swimming with a lion:

8. This giraffe trying to have sex with a donkey:

9. A ride down this slide:

10. This walk home from the beach:

11. Macho Man Randy Savage bodyslamming Jesus:

12. This chicken’s life:

13. This lady’s face:

14. This guy’s encounter with the police:

15. Going to this park:

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Ridiculous and Ridiculously Expensive Items

vedrisha — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:49:19 +0000

When talking about buying things online, you always have doubts. But still there are millions of people buying and millions of people selling stuff online. Most of the things you need every day you can find in your shops, but there are those things which you simply “must have“, but those things are not seen every day. I believe that those things which you just “must have” are now being sold by people who once thought they can’t live without them, but now they don’t know what to do with it. Among many crazy stuff you see online, you can find those ridiculous and ridiculously expensive ones. Most of these items have one thing in common. They are made out of expensive rocks as diamonds or metals. For example, who wouldn’t need a water bottle made out of diamonds? These items made me laugh.

Mallie’s Sports Bar and Grill in Michigan are selling their ridiculously big burger for $2,000 (plus shipping)

Bling H20 is offering a custom made bottle of water with 10,000 hand applied Swarovski Crystals. This is a bottle of water which cost more than $2, 000.

Martin Jetpack developed and revealed their first practical jetpack in 2008 and will now sell you one for 100 thousand as long as you pass their approved training program.

Desingers Fernando and Humberto Campana came up with the idea to glue stuffed panda bears to a metal frame and decided to call it a chair. And than, this so called chair are selling you for this ridiculous price.

Jhoseph King and Ernest L. Samson, the guys from Goldcaster, not only make golden guitars but also Electric Ouds. Like a Lute but stubby and with a solid 18K gold top.

Its a watch. Just a god damned watch. I have looked at the stats and they tell me nothing as to why you should shell out one and a shitting half million dollars for it. ITS NOT EVEN WATERPROOF.

iPhone which is working like any other God damn iPhone with some blinks added. Just to stupid.

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55 Rare Photos Behind The Scenes

vedrisha — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 11:41:50 +0000

Rare behind the scenes photos are always interesting. Everyone likes to take a peek on the things happening on the movie set. What is happening in the film everyone knows, but what is happening on the scene is what is interesting all of us. This is truly a treat to see the touches and the personality hidden behind the silver screen.

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We Are About To Ruin Everything You Think It’s Awesome

vedrisha — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 11:06:28 +0000

You know all those things you liked and thought they are pretty awesome well we are about to ruin all your illusions. There is nothing so revolutionary in the things you so much love. Hegel, you know who he is, right? For those who were skipping classes, he was a German philosopher, one of the creators of German Idealism. Anyhow, he said that there are no new things and no new ideas, that all the ideas are worn out and that we are repeating ourselves. For those who will not agree with this saying how new things have been invented, trust me, there was earlier an idea about that, but the realization was not good at that time. As we already seen that everyone is a a copy cat, see how the things you loved are being ruined and are becoming lame.

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Funny Clothes Swapping Couple Photos

vedrisha — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:34:58 +0000

You like someone for the way he or she looks. The first thing you notice on someone is the looks, and after talking to someone you get to know the personality too. It is said that couples after some time spent together start to look alike. So, wouldn’t it be logical that they would not look much different than their partner does when they switch clothes? Even if this theory sounds great, in practice it is a little bit different. These are the photos of some couples who swapped their clothes and I must say, they look funny. Not all men look great in skirts. Only Scottish can make skirts look masculine. And there is also a height problem. Most of the men are taller than their women. So if the shoe doesn’t fit, it means not to wear it! It made me laugh. See how they look and maybe try it with your partner, but only in home. The last thing you need is to go viral. Keep it for yourself.

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Spoiler Alert:Whole Movie in One Sentence

vedrisha — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:01:22 +0000

Movie is been written and made with amazing actors. People laughed, cried, got scared and relived their story with them, and still some find it to be a nonsense of making a movie as long as that. To cut a long story short and put it in in one sentence. Why wasting any time? Most of the people I know are living their lives in a fast lane, and have so little of free time. Why would they waste it and spend their night of in cinema? When there are so many real people to connect with. We will try now to explain you what is going on in some really long movies just in one sentence. If by any mean you haven’t seen these movies and you are planing to do it anyhow. This is a spoiler alert. Even if already pointed out what else to do which involves other humans and real talking with them. Take a look at this and this will spare your time.

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Ingenious Way if Fixing Stuff

vedrisha — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:01:37 +0000

People find different ways to make some things work. It is just funny how sometimes what should be simple gets complicated. These are some of ingenious ways of fixing stuff. I like to call them “Santa’s little helpers. In some of these smart solutions the secret is in being lazy. If you find yourselves in situation where this could help better give it up, because it is something where you will fail if you don’t have super skills. There are not many people who are prepared to handle these innovations.

I know, this looks pretty cool, doesn’t it? But I am sure there is a perfectly good explanation why a drill is not attached to the meat grinder.

There you have your own electricity, but the only problem is the lemon. If you don’t have enough of it, you’ll run out of the juice!

This is just Wow! How didn’t I think of this?

Lazy people want to see the view of the bridge, so if hill will not go to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the hill, or in this case, someone will simply push you there. Just be careful not to cross the one who is pushing you, because you can end up in the river.

If something is not working, than you duck tape it. This a best solution to all your problems in life. Remember the magic word duck tape!

The best shade is behind a big truck and this is also the best place to hide, because your boss will not notice you.

When outside is cold you will find an easy way to keep yourself warm. There is not big difference if you want to warm up your viecle, it is pretty much the same, but I don’t know if this is legal.

If the tradition is to wear a hat, but your job also requires wearing a hat what to do. The best solution to keep the traditional and boss Gods happy is by wearing both of them.

Wonderful, now your horse can pull the boat. now I get it why they say it ” Cruising around the block!”

Skate with a motor. This is bloody ingenious! I like it!

If the charger is not working, this is the best idea, if you have no clue with electricity, to do and get yourself killed. Because someone who does things like this doesn’t deserve to live!

This is economical. Utilization of natural resources.

Many people have nothing to eat, so deal with thing you have. Make something special and unique.

If you need blood circulating your brain before you go to work, this is how it done. Be sure to be able to get off at your station.

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