Today it is simply strange there not to find someone who speaks some language, but here are the photos of some not quite great translations. Good try and thank you for being so kind in your effort of translating your signs, but this is really funny. I know that it is our fault in not knowing more languages, but I thought always that French and English are pretty much the languages which are used in most of diplomatic circles, so I am sure that there is even one person in your country, and I am sure that there are even more who speak some foreigner language and are willing to translate this correct. While this happens we just might have some laugh at these photos.